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Top Ten Things Overheard in the Senate Republican Caucus
  1. Do you think the name "caucus" sounds gay? Maybe we should change it to "posse."
  2. No one is allowed to walk by themselves in public. Twos also looks suspicious, so everyone find two traveling buddies. Do **not** skip, hold hands, or sing.
  3. Call 1-800-Flowers and send a bouquet to your wife. Better yet, have a standing order once a week
  4. Pee Wee Herman is our guest speaker next week. He will teach us how to constantly be on the lookout for men who are trying to give us free blow-jobs in restrooms, and how to avoid that situation.
  5. The Log Cabin Republican annual dinner has been moved to Archibalds.
  6. We're handing out business cards with the names of several excellent defense attorneys. Take one and pass them around.
  7. Slate has an excellent article on bathroom stall do's and don'ts. Read it and memorize it.
  8. At least we still have the Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky scandal to throw in people's faces when they question our morals.
  9. Isn't there supposed to be another hurricane this week? Somebody call the Weather Channel.
  10. Get a room if you have to. Geez!!!


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