Democratic and Liberal political analysis and commentary

I've noticed so much flip-flopping and hypocracy in the republican party lately that I'd compare it to a smorgasboard! So much fodder, so little time to blog about it! So, I've compiled a top-ten right wing hypocrites list for your reading pleasure. I really wish there wasn't such outrageous crap to write about, but I'm just calling it as I see it.

1. Rudy Giuliani: 911 hero or thug maker? Rudy's got so much dirt under his rug he looks like he's standing on a pitcher's mound.
2. Senator David Vitter (R-LA): Recently busted by being in the D.C. Madam's Little Black Book, he was quoted a year ago saying that gay marriage was the most serious issue in the election and that deadbeat dads and cheaters were contributing to the denigration of society. The married father of four says he has been forgiven by his wife, and his Lord. Well, praise the Lord for that.
3. Mitt Romney: He is such a flip-flopper that pancakes just hop up in the air by themselves when he walks by. Once anti-gun control, he has practically joined the NRA. Once pro-choice, he is now for saving babies. Once supportive of gay marriage, now it's an abomination.
4. Fred Thompson: Fred's got his own Top Ten List. Take your pick!
5. George W. Bush: This one is a no-brainer. Literally.
6. Alberto Gonzales: Who would ever guess that Gonzales would hang on so long with so little support? As Jack and Jill Politics points out, it's time to stop frontin' and get to steppin'.
7. Laura Bush: Yeah, I know, why pick on the kewpie-faced Mrs. Bush? Because I feel sorry for her. But she finally came out for condoms in Africa even though that violates the entire republican belief system that no one has sex before marriage. Speak your mind more, Laura.
8. Karl Rove: Rove, no one has forgotten about you. Your scent lingers in the air like a skunk on a country road.
9. General David Petraeus: You are the only general stupid enough to let Bush use you as the reason that his failed surge policy will not work. Get out now while you still have your reputation.
10. Ann Coulter: This one-trick pony is the prettiest filly in the Red ring, but she is a hollow shill who has exposed herself, literally, as a self-destructive force in the politcal arena.